Hey hey horror fans,
I wanted to explain a few things before I begin with my movie reviews. This is your preliminary warning for any and all SPOILER ALERTS. If they’re not essential to my post, then I will try and avoid them. But if you know horror movies you know how a good twist can make all the difference, so always be wary of the *SPOILER ALERT* warning I will put in my post before revealing any major information.
Secondly, I’m a critical person when it comes to my horror movies: predictable plots from the outset, overly stereotypical characters, bad effects. That being said, I’m no ‘Rotten Tomatoes’ either. (Have you ever seen a movie with a passing score on that site? Didn’t think so.) I’ll try to even be more critical for this blog so that it can be more reputable, but if I like a movie that didn’t do well in the box office, I’m not going to lie about it. All movies deserve a second chance (well, almost all of them).
How to read: My entries will generally follow this format:
-MPAA rating (for movies)
-genre – to help you get an overview of psychopaths, vampires, zombies, etc
-scare score – my personal rating of how actually frightening the piece is
-rating – my personal rating of the piece overall
-Then I’ll have a general plot summary, my personal critiques of things I loved
or loathed, fun facts, and sometimes even a gore score if the work permits.
If I think of more things to say, I’ll post them later on. Enjoy the reviews for now; I hope it helps you choose a good horror movie to watch, late at night, home alone (or so you think).